See the DVDs shocking the nation:
When the Darkness Falls: The Racially Divided States of America
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Making Criminals of Christians
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The Line in the Sand: America's Forgotten Borders
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The Persecution of Revisionists: The Holocaust Unveiled
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Zionist War Crimes: The Case for the Prosecution
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Judea Declares War: A Critical Look at WWII
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Understanding Anti-Semitism: Why Do Some People Dislike Jews?
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Rep. Paul Findley Dares to Speak Out: A 22-Year Veteran Congressman Exposes Israel's Lobby
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Ritual Murder Revisited: The Hidden Cult
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Human Sacrifice among the Fanatical Hasidic Jews and Other Cults from Ancient Times to the Present
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Slave Trade in the World Today
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The Whole Story of Zionist Conspiracy
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Michael Collins Piper Live Radio 7-8 PM EST
Politically Incorrect Cartoons
Paul Grubach's Writings on the Holocaust, Etc.
South African/ Zimbabwean Headlines
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Exclusive Holocaust Home Museum Franchise!
PROFIT!!! PROPHESY!!! FUN!!!
by Rabbi Solomon Sixpacker and Seth Goldenbloomberg
Get in on the ground floor of an exciting venture
capital undertaking within the context of the privatization and globalization of
Holocaust business opportunities!
Do not forget: The Holocaust is the only war crime ever certified by an
international court or tribunal. The fire bombing of Hamburg, the carpet bombing
of Dresden, the atomic bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki, Agent Orange defoliation
of Vietnam, etc. have never been proven by international tribunals.
Do not forget: The Holocaust is the only war crime to be
protected by criminal sanctions. In Germany if you want to pooh-pooh Hamburg and
Dresden, rock on out! There won't be a peep out of anyone! In Japan if you want
to deny the atomic bombing of Hiroshima or Nagasaki, no criminal penalties
whatsoever. In Russia if you want to deny the existence of the GULAG, no
problem! Our business strategy has full government support with lawyers
mandated to bring law suits against doubters and threaten holocaust deniers with
prison time.
Cash in on the Holocaust's legally enforced and exclusive monopoly on victimhood
before it all goes up in smoke!
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"Nobody ever went broke overestimating the stupidity of
the goyim." [Tall Mud, Shill Shmuck 4:2]
"You can fool some people all the time and all the
people sometimes. But you can fool the goyim all the time." [Tall
Mud, Shill Shmuck 5:3]
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Don't let the big boys in New York grab all the action! Join in the fun
and profits by acquiring your own marketing kit and all the materials needed to
open your own portable, prophetic, and profitable home commiseration center!
Your marketing kit includes:
1. Career opportunities as a professional Holocaust survivor, witness, or
close friend of someone who heard about the Holocaust. (We'll make special
exceptions for some who have merely read books by Jewish authors--with the
expectation of a larger donation, of course.)
a.
For more talented actors and impersonators, there will be opportunities
to appear in future retakes of Claude Lanzmann's 9-hour heart wringing soap
drama,
"Shoah Business."
b. For those with a flare for writing, we
have the Benjamin Wilkomirski Writers' pack. This gives you all the tips you
need to achieve Binjamin's fame and fortune plus valuable guides on how to avoid
being exposed as a fraud as that shmuck was.
c. There is the Jerzy Kosinski Writers'
Pack. This teaches much more advanced writing skills than the basic Wilkomirski
Pack and is restricted to those candidates with genuine promise in creative
lying. However, this higher level of creative mendacity is often associated with
psychological instability. Kosinski lacked the brazen chutzpah required to stick
with his fraud once exposed. So the wimp blew his cover by committing suicide.
So can you handle the heat involved in creative duplicity? If not, stay out of
the kitchen!
2. Suggested tours to selected camps
in Germany! Be the first in your area to
conduct a tour! See the chimney, which
was not even connected to a building, that was supposed to
vent gas from the gas chambers, which the
Jewish Soviet propagandists had built after the war. (Don't worry about
this minor detail, as our skilled photographers make certain to
take your picture from the front of the building
so that any people who see your picture simply see the smoke stack.)
3. You can visit Israel too and meet with
the 4,500,000 genuine Holocaust survivors
who still receive Germany's reparations! We will send further details when
it does not look so much like Israel will implode. (NOTE: If you give Israel a
generous donation, we'll let you watch the "Palestinian Pole Vault Show," where
we give famished Palestinians pole vaults that are 6-feet too short to jump over
our Apartheid Wall, dangle olives that we've taken from them and glasses of
water, and then watch them try to make it over.)
4. Holocaust
Hasbara (Hebrew for "bamboozling") pamphlets.
This packet includes a vocabulary list (plus audio-tape) of 30 Palestinian
Arabic (which is the same as Israeli Hebrew) words and phrases and 50 from
Yiddish (hillybilly German) to create a nice impression of authentic suffering.
A video-tape (extra cost) will be available to show the appropriate hand and eye
movements, facial expressions and twistings, and body language to accompany the
phrases. Three to five versions for each phrase will show separate emotions of
phony indignation, self-righteous anger, nostalgic sadness, etc.
5. "Shoah Business" Yacks--exclusive packet of Israeli Holocaust jokes.
6. Hints on how to
silence critics by smears, innuendo, threats, etc. First accuse them
of being a "Holocaust denier!" If they ask what that means, do not reply
directly because actually it does not mean anything. Instead, angrily accuse
them (by putting a distinct lemon twist in your lips[!]) of insulting the memory
of the dead.
7. Sponsor appearances by Israeli-certified survivors. Hurry!
Like we said, there are
only about 4,500,000 remaining. So time is running short, with this being
60 years after the war's end.
8. Faked photos straight from the Simon Wiesenthal Center,
showing smoke
clouds billowing in the sky. (We have the original versions
with no clouds, but we recommend the more dramatic ones. You choose.)
9. Act now, and we'll also throw in some
pictures of starved Russians and
Ukrainians for free--which you can say were Holocaust victims too!
(For an extra fee, we feature photos of German typhus victims in Buchenwald that
can also be passed off as evidence of Jewish suffering.)
10. Special instructions on
Holocaust arithmetic: no matter how the
component numbers are juggled, jiggled, or reduced; the magic total of--you
guessed it(!)-- 6,000,000 always pops up.
Mastering this shell game is an indispensable skill in successful Holocaust
marketing. (Hey, it worked for us in Auschwitz when the death toll was
reduced by 1.5 million. And it worked again when the International Red
Cross released its figures of 276,000 dead in Germany's camps as a result of
malnutrition, typhus, and starvation when the supply lines were cut by Allied
bombing. And, we assure you, it will
work for you too. We guarantee it, and will provide our legal team for any
who dare to contradict our figures.)
11. Political
Action packet for a constitutional amendment requiring that Holocaustianity be
made the official religion of the USA just like it is in Germany,
Israel, etc. Of course, it is already the unofficial USA religion, but you can
add security to your investment by working to make it official. Such political
activity can lead to a profitable additional career
as a public servant, i.e. you serve yourself public goods.
12.
Government-mandated Holocaust re-education programs are the fastest
growing business in the service sector. You can bamboozle and bully the local
school board to appoint you the school district's "Holocaust Re-educator." If
you get any bureaucratic hassles, just start screaming "anti-Semitism" and those
school board wimps will get more nervous than a long-tailed tomcat in a room
full of rocking chairs.
13. Gas Chamber
Diagram Pack: Be the first to design and draw an actual working gas
chamber. Those nitpicking Holocaust deniers make a big deal out of the fact that
nobody has ever shown what an actual genocidal gas chamber looked like. Our kit
will give you valuable tips on designing an attractive gas chamber and avoiding
immediate exposure as a fraud. (We'll give you a discount on software to design
your own gas chambers as well, which you can say were from WWII.)
14. You'll get a bar of soap and a lampshade
with a drawing on it. You can say that these were made from Jews, as some
Jewish groups promote even today. (IMPORTANT
NOTE: You have to feel out your audience
before using this one because its actual shelf life ended when Israel's
Holocaust head honcho Yehuda Bauer, after revisionists questioned this and bars
of soap and lampshades were tested, admitted that it was a Jewish-concocted lie.
Nevertheless, it still can be used in carefully selected situations.)
And don't worry if anyone objects: You blame it on the Nazis like Yehuda
Bauer did. It's a win-win situation. You lie! Get caught? We'll have our team of
lawyers get them arrested for questioning the Holocaust! It is a
punishable offense, after all, in just about every country but the U.S.
You have the opportunity to invest as a co-founder or
exclusive local franchise owner!
Initial capitalization is pending consultation with lawyers.
What an exciting business venture! It will rival MacDonald's, Kentucky Fried
Chicken and Taco Bell combined.
Imagine a Holocaust Home Museum in every community in the United Suckers
of America! This will be the ultimate in decentralization,
privatization, and free-marketization.
As a co-founder you will have first choice location and continued royalty profit
well into the 21st Century. Residual income on a basis never before
realized in any business. And it's all tax-deductible!
You can even get the government to subsidize your Holocaust Museum with
taxpayers' money!
Plus, you can set up your Holocaust Museum to train local FBI agents, with the
profits pouring in from the government, as the big boys do in Washington!
(NOTE: Robert Mueller, the head of the FBI, or Michael Chertoff, the head
of Homeland Security, will incur additional fees if requested as a guest
speaker.)
You don't have to worry about any foreign-detractors messing with your
profits either! If any Germans, Canadians, Australians, Britons, or others
outside the U.S. challenge any aspect of your museum, we will personally see to
it that the Holocaust Enforcement Branch of the U.S. government - the Office of
Special Investigations - works to see to it that those people are arrested and
put in jail for a year for daring to criticize Jewish propaganda! (We got
Ernst Zundel, ripping him away from his wife in the hills of Tennessee; and
we'll help you put away any other critics too!)
Believe it or not! There are splendid marketing
opportunities available in selected Muslim countries, e.g. Indonesia,
Iraq, etc. In fact, any foreign country with an American Jew as ambassador is an
ideal target market. If a country in the Mid-East resists, we'll point out
that they're violating our Global Anti-Semitism Laws in the U.S. (and scare them
with nearby U.S. bombing activities).
Expansion is planned in one hundred countries in ten years. This is truly a
phenomenal business opportunity. Act now! Think of the
opportunities! Oy vey!
More exciting details to soon follow!