See the DVDs shocking the nation:
When the Darkness Falls: The Racially Divided States of America
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Making Criminals of Christians
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The Line in the Sand: America's Forgotten Borders
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The Persecution of Revisionists: The Holocaust Unveiled
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Zionist War Crimes: The Case for the Prosecution
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Judea Declares War: A Critical Look at WWII
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Understanding Anti-Semitism: Why Do Some People Dislike Jews?
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Rep. Paul Findley Dares to Speak Out: A 22-Year Veteran Congressman Exposes Israel's Lobby
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Ritual Murder Revisited: The Hidden Cult
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Human Sacrifice among the Fanatical Hasidic Jews and Other Cults from Ancient Times to the Present
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Slave Trade in the World Today
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The Whole Story of Zionist Conspiracy
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Michael Collins Piper Live Radio 7-8 PM EST
Politically Incorrect Cartoons
Paul Grubach's Writings on the Holocaust, Etc.
South African/ Zimbabwean Headlines
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You Just Can't Fix Stupid!!
by Russ D.
ONE
Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an
order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We
don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter. "You don't?" I
replied. "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply. "So I can't order a
half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?" "That's right." So I shook my head and
ordered six McNuggets
TWO
I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the lady
behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those
"dividers" that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things
so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my items, she
picked up the "divider", looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan
it. Not finding the bar code she said to me, "Do you know how much this is?" I
said to her "I've changed my mind, I don't think I'll buy that today." She said
"OK," and I paid her for the things and left. She had no clue to what had just
happened.
THREE
A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling
it out very quickly. When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was
shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she
was using the ATM "thingy."
FOUR
I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. " Do you need
some help?" I asked. She replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery to
this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they
(pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?"
"Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm, too?" I asked. "No, just this remote
thingy," she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the key and
manually unlocked the door, I replied, "Why don't you drive over there and check
about the batteries. It's a long walk."
FIVE
Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was
typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing paper. What
do I do?" "Just use copier machine paper," the secretary told her. With that,
the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the
photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank" copies.
SIX
I was in a car dealership a while ago, when a large motor home was towed into
the garage. The front of the vehicle was in dire need of repair and the whole
thing generally looked like an extra in "Twister." I asked the manager what had
happened. He told me that the driver had set the "cruise control" and then went
in the back to make a sandwich.
SEVEN
My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large
bank. Employees in the field call him when they have problems with their
computers. One night he got a call from a woman in one of the branch banks who
had this question: "I've got smoke coming from the back of my terminal. Do you
guys have a fire downtown?"
EIGHT
Police in Radnor , Pa. interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his
head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. The message "He's
lying" was placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy button each time
they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth. Believing the "lie detector"
was working, the suspect confessed.
NINE
A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her
kid to the emergency room, the kid was eating ants. The dispatcher tells her to
give the kid some Benadryl and it should be fine .. The mother says, I just gave
him some ant killer.....
Dispatcher: Rush him to the emergency room!
Life is tough . It's tougher if you're stupid
and remember - these people can vote.